I was just wondering if there is anything I shouldn't write about. There's a few things I won't write about, but that's not quite the same thing.
I really should jump on that blasted treadmill instead. Unfortunately, I've had a humorectomy and I am hormonal to beat the band. Give me wine and chocolate. This is no time to diet.
When I get like this, I can eat a large pizza by myself. Come to think of it, that's exactly what I did eat last night, before bible study. It wasn't a very BIG large. I repented for my gluttony. Part of the problem had to be that cheesecake after lunch. That stuff wrecks havoc with one's blood sugar.
This is likely one of the things I shouldn't write about, huh? Ladies don't discuss such things.
It's funny, though. Funny because every woman on the planet has done it. Except Kara.
I have seen her stop eating after only one chocolate chip cookie. That is So Not Normal.
If you are reading this right now, Kara, GO EAT SOMETHING FATTENING.
You, too, Krista.
The rest of you, Ladies, Raise your wine glass to the beauty of Carbohydrates.
I feel better already.
I'm going to go get on that treadmill.
1 comment:
Hurray! You did in a pizza! Ata girl! I don't think you should compare yourself to someone whom can only eat one chocolate chip cookie! Next time you see her, sneek a peek at her hair line and see if there a line for popping the top of her head off. Just might be a little green guy whom hates chocolate inside! These robots these days!
As for blood sugar! Ah! I found out that caffeine raises your blood sugar and blood pressure. Seems Kris has been a very bad boy - :^( So no more tea or coffee or chocolate for me. A lifetime of sinning brought to an abrupt end. Sniff.
Yah, enough wine and even a treadmill could become fun, especially with a big plate of warm cookies waiting for you at the end of the workout. Teach the boys how to make you some snicker-doodles, great way to start off the day....
(Yes, recovering from whatever whacked me! Never should have seen the doctor, sniff!)
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