What can I write about that's funny and interesting? I think I have exhausted my repertoire of available material. I have told you more than you need to know about my love life. Way more than you need to know about my friends. Too much about my housework. And Way too much about my children.
The only thing left to me is to begin making up stories.
Once upon a time in my mirror, there lived a radiant beauty. Her fair exterior was surpassed only by the towering intellect which displayed itself with the utmost humility. She was perfection, aka a size 6. The man of her dreams captured her heart and swept her off to a life of leisure. Whoa....then I woke up.
Is it clear to you now that I have delusions of grandeur? They can medicate that, I think. It's kind of fun, though. Why would I use medication? I am one of those people who dreams about rescuing the world. Sometimes I am Laura Croft. Is that how you spell it? Or the skinny girl with bad hair from the Matrix. Sometimes I am, like, this normal person, who saves the day with my supreme martial arts abilities....and a sword.
If you ever see me staring off into space looking mean, it's because I am glaring at the bad guy, and about to do some damage. But I will always use my powers for good, and not for evil. That's because I have honor and principles and a staunch conviction. You gotta have a staunch conviction and honor and stuff if you're gonna save the day.
3 comments:
Hmmm. Nothing about heels (stiletto of course!), black velvet unitard nor the car (fast, low slung and black of course!). Hmmmm. Incomplete fantasy here Kelly - now you get right back to bed and dream up a complete one!
Wait!
Eeeewwww, you are not thinking of a Kill Bill kind of hero are you? (I feel my scalp peeling off even as I type this!)
I fear I am more the John Steed type, quiet unassuming, always a step ahead. What did you think of Uma in the Avenger's? Of course, Diana Rigg was (sigh, beyond description....).
The car would be classic and PINK. No one would susprct me. Yeah, I'd do the heels.
I never saw kill bill. I liked Tomb Raider, because she was very feminine and very tough.
You are a silly, silly girl.
And I love you.
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