I love fruit loops with all my heart. I have been failing miserably at a low-carb diet and this afternoon's temptation is cereal. Sometimes a girl needs something sweet! Heaven know's I am not getting sweet stuff outside the sugar bowl.
But I don't mind failure so much. I see it as my contribution towards the self-esteem of those around me. If I am making you feel a success by my failing, then I have done a good thing, and that's like winning.
Anything for a friend.
Jenine is more righteous than I at gym attendance. Last night I was totally praying that she wouldn't call and remind me to go. She didn't. I didn't go. She did go. See how that lowers the curve?
I am trying to help all you singles out by being a total loser on the dating scene, too. That way, you can compare yourselves to me and see how well you're doing. No thanks are necessary. It actually comes naturally.
4 comments:
You are such a good person!
I'm totally against the low carb diet as it is and believe that eating GOOD food, regardless of what it is is more important. But then again, I've (mostly) given up sweets. It was TOUGH at first but now I barely miss them.
Hey, Kelly! Been a while since I was here, so I thought I'd pop over for a post (or two!) Thank you so much for doing the dirty work of helping your fellow man (or woman) out, no matter the cost!
I think one of the most valuable skills a person can learn is to be able to laugh at themselves--well done.
Hugs!
You are my very favorite loser in the world.
I totally subscribe to the notion that we should all have a few loser friends just to make us feel better about ourselves.
That said, you are totally not that friend to me. Really.
I haven't been to the gym in over a week. I'm too busy. sigh
I am thinking Fruit Loops are not the breakfast of champions here....
(of course, for the life of me I can't remember what was!)
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