I am a goddess divine. Perhaps you've noticed? I am inspired to say so by the fact that I have just worked out again. AGAIN. I am very pleased with myself. Thank you Jenine, for forcing me to promise that I would.
You know how weird I get about this sort of thing. Because I am working out like a skinny girl, I think I am a skinny girl. This makes my closet and my mirors quite a surprise.
I was just having a thought....my black Belt test is next month. Oh, dear! Do you have any idea what a brutal regimine that is? I am going to tell you. I have to fight a bunch of peope for half an hour. Some hapless victims have vomited from the intensity, most have wept. But there is much more than that. I must demonstrate ability to weild several weapons, plus defend against several more. I must have a long list of forms memorized, not to mention the defense techniques. What else? Oh, lots of Scripture memory, and other facts like good places to hit a person. I have to write a book about martial arts. Seriously. And there's some 300 jumping jacks, 80 push ups, crunches, etc. I am going to die.
On to other news...
Oh, wait. I have no other news.
Have a great day, friends. I am off to do....whatever it is I do.
2 comments:
Us peaceful Swiss have little passion for beating each other up - long walks are the thing. In fact I just got back from walking the dog into town and back. He is snoring and I would like to be.....
Of course, sometimes we get carried away as some of my comrade did last weekend - when a patrol on exercise found themselves in Liechtenstein. How embarrassing! Not good when you can not tell the difference between lowlands and mountains!
Such is the small country intrigue and life.
You are a crazy woman.
And that's all I have to say about that.
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