Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Stalkers, Unite!

Kara's sister came over today. That was too funny.
She and her husband are newly arrived from Hawaii, and they happened to be passing through this little town, while on the phone to Kara. Kara said, "Kelly's in Poulsbo" and Krista said, "we're driving thru Poulsbo!" So they detoured and brought lunch to my house.
Now, since Krista is Kara's sister (hi Kara), and Yvonne's daughter (hi Yvonne), that makes her one of the people I've know for nearly 4 decades. We have annual visits and shared custody of occational white wine at BarDeNay.
We'll meet up in Boise in two weeks for that wine part. Today it was coffee, what with the early hour and all.
Today I also talked with Kris on the phone. Hi Kris! Not KJP, but my Boise friend, Kris whom I love and miss. She and her family have joined our house church.
KJP is another story. I think he's in town, here in the Seattle area. Maybe he's stalking me after all. Hi KJP! You all need to comment and tell him that it would be ok for him to meet me for a very public cup of coffee. Tell him that I am not an axe murderer, and that I will beat him up if he is a stalker. Because, otherwise, how does one meet one's internet buddies? Go on, tell him it's okay.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

to KJP,
it is ok, and she WILL beat you up!
and she has my permission, as a dad! So, share a cuppajava.
She is a precious one and needs to be treated as such.
Kelly, leave the axe at home.
Dad

Anonymous said...

Hi Dad,

Since I am recovering from a torn shoulder, I am really easy to beat up! On the other hand, the doctors have me so stuffed with pain killers I might not even feel it and mistake it for a Russian massage (but only if it leaves bruises!).

Seriously, I was in southern Washington playing sag wagon for two of my friends on the STP. So, only around for less than a day - just enough time to re-tear the shoulder! (And this trip sure was not on my nickel, or I might have run north for a few hours! But then again, I am so allergic to axes....)

And I promise when next I travel, I will let Kelly have some place not currently broken to whack on.

:^)

Anonymous said...

Kelly, you had me going there! Did I call you? Where did I get the number? I was so confused! On this pain pill almost nothing would surprise me!

But, had I read further, I would have saved myself much initial worry that I was insane (wait! maybe I am!).

I could change my post name to PJ's KIP - I kind of like Kip, makes me think of lunch when the kids are gone (kippers and rye bread!).

ciao!
kjp/kip/kris/flake/whatever....

kara said...

I am so confused with the whole kjp thing, is he there, is he not there? Where's kjp? I don't know, but I will tell you this...anyone that is in the seattle area and doesn't run over right this minute and see kelly is totally missing out! I would be there in a second if I could just convince myself that it is o.k. to abandon my family to wine on the water.

Hello friend...is the wine chilled?

Kelly said...

Hi Dad are you coming to visit?
Hi, Kjp, I have no idea what you are talking about. Does this mean that you are under the influence of all those pain meds? Does this further mean you are not in town?

Kelly said...

Kara, I have a lovely Shiraz/Cab on the counter. I know how you love blends....