shhhhh...

...lean in.
closer.
I have a little story to tell.
Don't tell, k?

so, I was ironing in the kitchen. I always starch clothes when I iron.

M' said , "What's Niagra?" (That's the starch I was using)

I said, "That's the starch."

He asked, "What's it for?"

I told him, "It makes things nice and stiff."

D' began to giggle.

I asked him that was so funny.

D' said, "I thought you said 'Viagra'"

M' mumbled, "It does the same thing.."

I laughed so hard. And I kept right on laughing...like aftershocks. Everytime I thought of it, I was shocked and amused, so that I kept laughing out loud.
How do they know that stuff?