Nope, just eating my way through my 30's.
I may never eat again.
More Pumpkin cheesecake? Yep, that was me.
Also chocolate cupcakes. Whose momma made her chocolate cupcakes, with pink and green sprinkles on the frosting, for her 38th birthday?
Whose momma also made red potato salad from scratch? With pork roast? And also bread with butter and wine and cheese? Hate her.
My mother said, "Honey, you can diet on Monday."
My sister said, "Honey, you can diet between meals."
I am never eating again.
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And what will you do next time
Momma asks you over for dinner?
I will say "yes, please!" and I will have seconds....
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