A weekend in Sin Valley

I am such a lame blogger.
Seriously, how do you people stand me?

I am a lame phone-call-returner, too. I am always in the middle of something, so I never answer my phone. It's in my purse, or in the car, or in the other room, anyway. I do not check my messages very often....about once a week. I do have a home phone, but no answering machine. Do not dial my number in an emergency. I hate the phone.
Between the land line and the cell phone, I pay a large percentage of my income for something I hate, and rarely use. I am a loser.

The biggest News Flash in my world is the Family Reunion that is brewing. It is going to take place at a place in Nevada, because we are avid gamblers. Not really. It is in Nevada, but only because that allows us all to travel approximately equal distance. Plus, also, My sister can gamble (Hi Dani!).
This Family Reunion came up fairly suddenly, and it's probably my mother's fault. I try to blame most things on her (Love you momma). My Grandparents, Great Aunt, and various and sundry cousins, nieces, and sisters, all will be there. It is a momentous occasion. If you want to buy me a new camera for the occasion, you just fire me an email, and I'll give you my mailing address.

Jenn, are you going to hop a flight? "Yes" is the right answer.
Jessi? You are coming, right? Girls...you must come.
You know you want to. Everybody's doing it.
MUST. Because I said so.

It's in a month. The countdown is on.
Oh, there is bound to be excitement, drama, intrigue! It is my family, after all.