Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Octo-figure envy

When you are me, and you are interested in flushing out a large number of renegade fat cells, you eat two categories of food in abundance. Protein, and Fiber. The combination renders me quite desireable, I can assure you. Quite.

As faithful reader KJP pointed out, I am no spring chicken. Old ladies have a harder time losing their flubber.
I look, for inspiration, to my Aunt Norma. She is nearly my age, plus some 50 years, and slender as a willow. She also looks like a movie star. So, it's possible. If she can look like that in her 80s, I have a chance for success in my advanced condition.

In other news...
Wait, there is no other news.
Oh, except, I have been studying dreams and visions in my bible. Has God ever spoken to you in a dream? Have you ever had a vision? (sober. LSD doesn't count) This is facinating. Both avenues were used a bunch in Scripture, and yet, I have had neither. I know people who have, though. I'd love to hear your thoughts on the topic, if you can bring yourself to comment....

2 comments:

Kelly said...

I am sure happy about the bag of popcorn I ate tonight. Sure, there's fiber in that, but there's also fat and salt, and massive carbs. I am a loser. And what's worse? I don't care overly much.

Anonymous said...

Yes to both questions, but one must be extremely cautious with either...