The realtor is coming on Wednesday. Apparently, we get to list the house. So, I am thinking in terms of de-cluttering and eliminating. Ah, that's therapeutic! Yesterday, I plowed though the kid's bedrooms to clean and pack and throw stuff out. I did about six loads of laundry from all the clothes under beds, in toy boxes, and jammed in drawers.
I started working on my resume, and found that I may have marketable skills after all. How does this sound?
"Homemaker/mom 1994-current
Responsibilities include:
*intensive wiping (Wiping of counters, wiping of noses, wiping of toilet seats, wiping of bottoms)
*focused smacking (smacking small insects, smacking errant appliances, and smacking small errant bottoms)
*repetitve lecturing (impromptu sermons on a variety of topics, and featuring a wide range of vocal tones and volumes)
*inattentive driving (while lecturing, smacking, wiping, and applying make-up)
*food preperation (specializing in foods that are applied rather than consumed)"
...So, all-in-all, I am very hopeful about gainful employment.
2 comments:
How you are keeping your sense of humor through this is beyond me but I am sure it is a good stress-reducer.
In particular, I think that repetitive lecturing is a very marketable skill. You could totally be a store manager with that skill.
I don't know, where I work the focused smacking part could come in handy!
Good resume', I'm praying that the Lord meet all your needs through Christ Jesus.
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