French fries are not good for a girl's figure.
I have had approximately 78 servings this evening.
With Fry Sauce.
Why did the kids leave so much behind?
It's this alarming Carbohydrate Psycosis that hits me on a cyclical basis. I am frenzied. Some women eat chocolate...wait, that's a fantastic idea. Usually I am more of a salty/fried food girl.
Every few weeks I eat until I can no longer keep my jeans buttoned. Then I stager to my bed and moan in misery until sleep o'rtakes me. I think of it as a sort of hormone replacement therapy.
Yesterday I ate three exceedingly large bowls of Cheerios with sugar. For a snack.
Today it was brushetta, trout, mashed potatoes, veggies, and cheesecake. And then curly fries.
It's a force of nature to large to fight.
And I am struggling to breathe. Where is the elastic waistband?
4 comments:
My, oh my! I'll do that once in a while with ice cream... hey, what a good idea!
BTW, what kind of sauce? LOL!
You know those frozen chocolate cream pies? I used to love to eat a whole one, while still frozen. To each their weakness, I guess!
In Holland they all eat fries with mayo. It is just about the national dish anymore. I guess they never heard of a heart attack they did not want to personally experience!
Fry sauce is basically Thousand Island Salad Dressing.
I'm better now. No longer slamming carbs.
remember low carb ?
jd
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